It’s The Little Things (That Make You Realize Your Job Sucks)

Actual conversation at the firm holiday breakfast:*

Me: Does anybody have any holiday vacation plans?
Coworkers: I might take the 24th and 25th off.
Me: …

Coworker: I have to leave early today to pick up my suits from the dry cleaner.
Me: What time does your dry cleaner close?
Coworkers: 8 o’clock. P.M.
Me: …

*If you’re thinking that nothing says, relax, take some time to enjoy the holidays, and we appreciate your hard work this year like a booze-free breakfast at 8:00 a.m. on a Monday, well then, you must work be responsible for the absurd holiday party decision at my firm and I’d like to have a chat. Also to thank you for the Mormon-friendly hot chocolate bar amidst the various coffee beverages. It was delicious.

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